Yep! This one made sense.
My plan was to escape the park guy, and I would have pell-melled past this sign, but instead I skidded to a stop.
"Holy cow," I said loudly (because nobody around me knew what I was saying, and since I was one of those crazed American tourists they paid me no attention anyway) "I'm reading Chinese and getting it!" I whipped out my camera and wammo! Moment captured.
No translations needed here, right?